Well if that wasn’t really a dimensional portal over Norway, and if that wasn’t really the satellite discovery of the ancient ruins of Atlantis, this is definitely footage of a giant* pyramid hovering over the Kremlin, threatening to rain extraterrestrial death from the skies:

I mean come on! Who could dispute it? For god’s sake, it happened on the same night as the Norway spiral! Wake up, sheeple! So, whatever it is, it’s definitely, definitely . . . something. Some possibilities:

Extraterrestrial civilizations causing both the giant UFO pyramid over the Kremlin and the failure of the Russian Bulava missile (which led to the Norway light spiral), as a context communication message to the Russian military establishment to cease its development of intercontinental missiles.

Sure. Sounds plausible. I know if I had mastered the secrets of interstellar flight, I would base my initial vague communications on flying spirals and pyramids. Right after I got finished drawing in the wheat.

HAARP, the space-based weapon of mass destruction, caused the electromagnetic plasma light effects visible over Norway on Nov. 9, on the eve of Barack Obama’s Nobel Prize speech either as a warning to Barack Obama, or as a possible Project Blue Beam mass psychological conditioner assuming Obama is an agent of a corporate new world order.  The Kremlin pyramid UFO could be a Project Blue Beam artificial electromagnetic or plasma artifact under this hypothesis.

Yup. No unreasonable speculation there. Especially not about the research station blasting short wave with the same output power as . . . dun dun DUN! Three or four large AM radio stations! Scary. And I don’t know that I’ve ever seen anything that looks as inherently credible as that Project Blue Beam page.

[I]t could be a wormhole opening up, while others linked the event to the recent high-energy experiments undertaken at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland.

Uh huh. A machine decapitated by bread effects a miles-wide spiral a thousand miles away two weeks after being turned on. Of course, that was probably planned by the New World Order to lull us into a false sense of security.

A sign that the aliens have been here for millennia, like the pyramids.

I always love that these New-Age fuckwits can’t tell the difference between a square pyramid and a tetrahedron. Like the extraterrestrials are going to fly a quintillion miles here and either send inconsistent messages or screw up their geometry. “We’ve been here for millennia! But we can’t count sides.”

Whatever this slowly floating, gently wafting, wobbling object is, it is definitely not a simple balloon of some sort. Or a Photoshop job. No, it must be geometric reptillian geopolitical interpretive dance mimes. Clearly.

*The pyramid is “a mile wide,” which is impressively deduced from a video with no perspective.

Last night a failed Russian missile test created a truly bizarre display in the sky over Norway, and as you might expect, there are about a zillion videos of it. What’s great about this is that it shows how  something as mundane as a missile can be completely unidentifiable unless you know exactly what you’re looking at. I think I can say with a high degree of confidence that similar missile mishaps are responsible for some of the most famous UFO cases that have come out of Russia. Take for example this sighting at Kasputin Yar:

Though the page I linked to identifies Kasputin Yar as a nuclear test site, that’s incorrect. Kasputin Yar is where the Soviet Union tested rockets for the military and for its space program. This UFO, glowing green with a bright “beam” extending to the ground, was probably similar to the phenomenon seen in Norway last night.

[Note: After I posted this entry the site I linked to, ufoevidence.org, has gone dead. Here's a cached version of the page.]